Sexy Chick Wings!
It’s that time of the year again, when the US lingerie giant Victoria’s Secret launches its annual stripper parade runway show that stars all of the world’s most famous, sexy, high-profile supermodels, hopping down a glittery runway and pass of air-kisses as poses.
NO, it’s not a real fashion show. Not since 2002. But that’s part of VS’s appeal- the ridiculous wings aren’t for sale next season- they’re just for the lols show. And that’s why every year I would faithfully tune into youtube so I can see Miranda Kerr exhibiting her skinnier-by-the-year body.
This year’s show was held in New York and featured performances by Katy Perry (gasp, I’m so sick of her!) and Akon. Although Heidi Klum recently quit, and Miranda Kerr, the only reason to watch the show, is busy being preggers with Orly’s baby, the outfits this year actually flatter the models and the themes seem to be more distinct and fun! You can tell they’ve really gone all out with the wing designs!
Adriana Lima did the honour of showing the 2 million dollar fantasy bombshell bra. (who else after Gisele left?) After not eating for several years, Karolina Kurkova returned to the runway this year looking thinner and more porn-star like than ever (much to the joy of Hugh Heffner). Alessandra Ambrosio is of course back with her usual tanned exotic prossy appeal. And then there were the newbie angels: dumb blondes Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanpoel and Erin Heatherton (what’s the point of hiring 3 of them when they have the same look), full-lipped Rosie Huntington Whitley, and of course, the stick-thin Chanel Iman. She’s the only one who can successfully juggle commercial and high-fashion modelling and pull off both. Fillers were high-fashion runway girls Magdalena Frackowiak, Lily Donaldson, Anja Rubik and Hong Kong’s Liu Wen.
